Monday, January 23, 2017

Santa's Slay (2005)

Director: David Steiman

Stars: Bill Goldberg, Douglas Smith, Emilie de Ravin, Robert Culp, Saul Rubinek, Rebecca Gayheart, Chris Kattan, Fran Drescher

Santa has come to town, but he is not he to give presents to all of the good little boys and girls.  He wants to kill those kids and their parents.  In this movie Santa was born the same time as Jesus, but Santa is the son of Satan, and slaughters the world.  Santa made a bet with an angel and lost, so he had to change his ways and spend good and cheer to the people on Earth.  The time limited has ended, so Santa is back to kill them all for Christmas.

Bill Goldberg, the wrestler, plays Santa.  In the opening scene he crashes down the chimney during a dinner party to kill the uppity guests.  The guests, Fran Drescher, James Caan, Chris Kattan, Rebecca Gayheart, and others.  How in the hell did they get these actors to be killed in the first scene.  It had me hooked.  Dave Thomas plays the dirty preacher who likes to hang out at strip clubs.  I was so surprised by the actors that were in the movie.  The movie is a bit lame, but the violence and killing are worth the watch.

Santa's Slay (2005) Trailer

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