Director: David DeCoteau
Stars: Jarrid Balis, Alberto Frezza, Carey James
A “scientist” is working on saving honey bees, and the world’s crops. A graduate student is sent to the research lab to check on the research group to make sure that they are making progress. This guy checks on the group and adds a new formula to the bees’ food and they turn into giants. The bees get lose kill all of the researchers and end up destroying human life. Not kidding.
The film includes a mostly male cast, but there is one female in the movie. Most of the movie is shots of the new comer walking a lot, while the rest are shower scenes of two of the actors. These scenes are like 10-15 minutes long each. You can see the razor bumps on one of the guy’s stomachs, nice. After each of the guys is killed they show up wearing only white boxer briefs. They have great bodies, but the movie was originally marketed toward females. Whatever.
The bees in the movie looked awful. The make-up on the dead people was only black smudges under their eyes. It looked like terrible bad Goth kids crying and smudging their make-up. This movie is unwatchable. I had no idea. There are many of these 1313 movies, and they all should not be watched at all. I was not warned about these movies. I watched it so you don't have to.
1313: Giant Killer Bees (2011) Trailer