Tuesday, April 28, 2015

Thankskilling (2009)

Director: Jordan Downey

Stars: Lance Predmore, Ryan E. Francis, Lindsey Anderson                        

This movie……….is so bad. This is the only horror Thanksgiving film, so far.

The movie starts off right after the first Thanksgiving where you see a big pair of boobies, because pilgrim women often were topless. The woman is being chased by a killer turkey; yes you read it right, a killer turkey. Present day at a college campus, some annoying kids are leaving for Thanksgiving break, and they are all riding together.  The jeep over heats and so they decided to camp out in the woods.  I know I always keep camping gear when I’m going home for the holidays and there are always me and four other people with camping gear. The turkey finds them and hunts the kids down one by one. 

The turkey is a puppet that talks and is fowl…lol.  It even has sex with one of the girls. This is one of the strangest movies that I have seen in a very long time. The puppet is terrible and cheesy, but it is kind of a fun movie to watch with friends.

The movie is barely over an hour long, so you will not spend a lot of time watching if you choose to do so.  The acting is terrible, but the death scenes are pretty good and very gory for a low budget film.  Watch the movie after you have Thanksgiving lunch or dinner. 

Thankskilling  (2009) Trailer

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